Awkward and Awesome Thursday

Awkward

1. my blog is ridiculous looking!  I have been trying so hard to get everything to line up and I am lost, hence the unbalanced picture.   Please please assist me if you know how.
2. Having my creeper neighbor sprint over to my car as I am tring to avoid eye contact and carrry in a million bags of groceries, to ask me if he can mow my lawn and if I can pay him up front so he can get gas... and then say "got enough stuff?" ... Really?  Really  Tarzan!!!!!!!!  Go back to being a creeper on your front porch, I am done with you
3. I am slowly killing the weird spiky plant that was on my desk when I started working here... its really sad... so I hid it on top of my filing cabinet... mental note  buy plastic plants, no one will know
4. My 96 chevy is slowly dying a little more everyday... and I have no desire to do tons of research on what to buy...  I need to check out sugardaddy.com  maybe someone will want to buy me a rocking car for just being cute...
5. Doing Jillian Micheals 30 day sweat with my co-worker during our lunch break... and me ripping not one but two toots....  I swear I had a twin brother in the womb and I somehow absorbed him and his manly habits
6. Crickets have invaded my house!  I hear chirping all the time, and there is one stuff in my wall in my room that wakes me up every morning at 5am sharp... so I now sleep with cotton balls on my side table so I can shove them in my ears to avoid ripping out the wall

Awesome

1. Myrtle Beach is this weekend! I will be there for a week...  oh dear heavenly bliss I am so excited.  Pray for me that we will have all sunny days!!!! and that the Jellys and Sharks stay away from me and my peeps
2. The bikinis are looking great!  I have been working really hard for this trip... secretly hoping mr man will pop the question cause he is so worried that someone else will sweep me up with my rocking new bod....   Selfish and egotistical YES... True thoughts... YES
3. Found a new shampoo...  Simply U at Wal-mart   it is sulfate and paraban free.... it ROCKSSSS  my hair was legit Victoria's Secret volumized wonderfulness this weekend.
4. Nick and I eating at a restaurant, I get up to use the restroom.  40 year old black man and his wife and child come over and ask Nick if they can use his chair, Nick says that his girlfriend is sitting there and will be back in just a minute.  I come back (VS hair and new banana republic skirt with some heels on) and the man goes.... "OHHHH shoot man let me shake your hand... whew..."  then sits behind me and proceeds to give nick thumbs up and the high eye brow look.    It was a VERY good day... I attribute it to the new shampoo and the skirt
5. Crafting and Taquitos tonight with Debbie!